An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, ‘I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!’ ‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.. ‘We [...]
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Good One
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, lessons, love, morals on October 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Nobody’s perfect
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged lessons, love, morals on October 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. A wonderful time was had by all. The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the groom was very dashing in [...]
Hot Chocolate
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, lessons, morals on September 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A group of graduates, well established in their careers, ?were talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their ?old university professor, now retired. During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress in their work and lives. Offering his guests hot chocolate, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a [...]
Value of Parents
Posted in Fun-and-morals on September 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, “What is this?” The Son replied “It is a crow”. After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd [...]
Business
Posted in Fun-and-morals on September 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
He who walks in another’s track leaves no footprints.
A Lie!
Posted in Fun-and-morals on September 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
An old man was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing. One of the boys replied, “This dog is an old neighborhood [...]
Life Is Beautiful
Posted in Fun-and-morals on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said, “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the [...]
Honesty
Posted in Fun-and-morals on September 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all [...]
True Love
Posted in Fun-and-morals on September 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over [...]
Programming Quotes
Posted in Fun-and-morals on September 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity. –Dennis Ritchie Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. –Ralph Johnson Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. –Fred Brooks It’s hard enough to find an error in your code when you’re looking for [...]