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Charles Plumb was a US Navy jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist Vietnamese prison. He survived the ordeal and now lectures on lessons learned from that experience! One [...]

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WOMAN AND GOD

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live” Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay [...]

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Great place to live

One day, a ten-year-old boy went to an ice cream shop, sat at a table and asked the Waitress, “How much is an ice-cream cone?” She said, “seventy-five cents.” The boy Started counting the coins he had in his hand. Then he asked how much a small cup of ice-cream was. The waitress impatiently replied, [...]

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Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.” “We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know where to look. We’d better wait until the other bats go with us.” The first [...]

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Patient Enquiry

A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator replied, “I’ll be glad to help, Dear. What’s the name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, “Holly Finkel in room 302.” The [...]

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1.)  Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are  right and you need to shut up.  2.)  Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more  minutes to watch [...]

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1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?” 2. If you get one of [...]

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All Cherokee Indian males have to pass through a rite of passage to confirm their status as a man. If they were successful, they were not to relate their experience to anyone, not even their closest friends, as each male must come into manhood on his own. One night, as a young man stood on [...]

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Cathay Pacific

  HongKong – LA

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Telephone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting…on a Saturday morning…after breakfast… Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home [...]

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