Read this. It is a 99.95% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to the question asked in the passage. Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As [...]
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Think Positive
Posted in Fun-and-morals on July 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Think different
Posted in Fun-and-morals on July 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.” The Engineer asks “What does that tell you?” The MBA [...]
Women are Women
Posted in Fun-and-morals on July 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver’s side. The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialled 911,and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the [...]
IT Joke
Posted in Fun-and-morals on June 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow”. The second one says: “Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a [...]
Careful while talking over phone
Posted in Fun-and-morals on June 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to ?” “No” replied [...]
ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE
Posted in Fun-and-morals on June 22, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: “Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease”? To this Arthur Ashe replied: [...]
A wish
Posted in Fun-and-morals on June 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can [...]
Y Indian moms are simply the best!
Posted in Fun-and-morals on June 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house [...]
IT Symptoms
Posted in Fun-and-morals on May 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms: 1.) U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in Everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His Milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so No issues” 2.) [...]