If you have been in IT industry too
long these are your symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in
Everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say,
“His
Milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy
around so
No issues”
2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards sent to U by
Friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing
Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive
Thecall.
6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial “0″to get an
Outside line.
7.) U haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new
Girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.
9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes,
Drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. And then complain about the late
Working hours.
10.) Ur important ‘meetings’ usually comprise two or three people
Max, including yourself.
11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind
You at the exam.
13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not
Going.
14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends
Who are also in IT.
16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .
18.)And now u r smiling!!!!
Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.