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One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked God “You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??” to which God answered

“Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you…you see only one set of footprints …

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On a ship, the Project managers of three
different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with
their Trainee guys.

They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The
American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take
a round swimming around the moving ship.

The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by
saying, “See the guts!”

Now the German PM called out for one of his men and asked him to take
two similar rounds around the moving ship.

The Trainee did as he was told. When …

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Import

LOAD DATA INFILE ‘data.txt’ INTO TABLE table_name FIELDS
TERMINATED BY ‘\t’ LINES TERMINATED BY ‘\n’;

Export

SELECT * INTO OUTFILE ‘data.txt’ FIELDS TERMINATED BY ‘,’
LINES TERMINATED BY ‘\n’ FROM
table_name;

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