A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package; what food might it contain? He was surprised to discover that it was a mouse trap! Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning, “There is a mouse trap in the house, there is a [...]
Posts Tagged ‘funs’
Who is at Risk?
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, lessons, morals on April 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Don’t depend on others for everything
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, lessons, morals on April 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A turtle family went on a picnic.. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outings.Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found it. For about six months theycleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and [...]
Kids answer
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, morals on April 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Teacher: Frank, how old were you last year? Frank: 7 years old Teacher: Then how old you will be next year? Frank: 9 years old Teacher: That’s impossible! Frank: No, it isn’t, today is my birthday!
Mad
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, jokes on March 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age? Student: 32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
Need Rs.50
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, god on February 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke. The President was so amused, [...]
Leadership in Action
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, lessons, morals on January 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A young executive had made some bad decisions that cost the company several million dollars. He was summoned to Watson’s office (Tom Watson Jr., CEO of IBM between 1956 and 1971) , fully expecting to be dismissed. As he entered the office, the young executive said, “I suppose after that set of mistakes you will [...]
If you try to please everyone…….
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, lessons, morals on January 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The man and boy decided [...]
Joke of the day
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, jokes, morals on November 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking [...]
I don’t want to go to school
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, jokes on November 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON: “One, all the children hate me. [...]
Why Rails?
Posted in Ruby on Rails, tagged funs, lessons, programming, Ruby on Rails, tips on October 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »