First-year students at Veterinary school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, ‘In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first [...]
Posts Tagged ‘jokes’
Nice Teaching
Posted in Fun-and-morals, Lessons I have learnt, tagged funs, jokes, lessons, morals on July 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mad
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, jokes on March 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age? Student: 32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
Joke of the day
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, jokes, morals on November 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking [...]
I don’t want to go to school
Posted in Fun-and-morals, tagged funs, jokes on November 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON: “One, all the children hate me. [...]